If I was a guy for a day,

thecolorplaid:

I would:

  • Masturbate.
  • Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs.
  • Walk around the house naked.
  • Pee behind a building.
  • Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts.
  • Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLA?”
  • Stare at my penis. 
  • Get a blowjob.

you seem to think that getting a blowjob is easy

it is not

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How to finish that last minute assignment

the-girlwhowasonfire:

cjshark:

prettyflyforaredspy:

ruemex:

disgruntledota:

leetakeuchi:

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I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

Reblogging for future reference..

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saltybalthy:

sticler:

sassy-gay-dust:

omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon

“take the bark for a walk”

“hey could you feed the meows”

“hey look at all those moos”

woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF

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